Wrestlemania 21 Results!
Lets see just how many of my predictions came through yeah? Hehe. Here's a recap of shyz's Wrestlemania predictions. Btw, just a warning, this post is EXTREMELY long. If you're just here for the results, they're in BOLD, should save you some time.
HHH def Batista
John Cena def JBL
Shawn Michaels def Kurt Angle
Undertaker def Randy Orton
Edge def Y2J, Benoit, Christian, Shelton Banjamin and Kane
Trish def Christy
Akebono def Big Show
Eddie def Mysterio
Now for the results!
Wrestlemania XXI
Lilian Garcia opened the show by singing America The Beautiful, accompanied by background singers, while footage rolled of WWE stars visiting with U.S. Troops overseas.
The stage, which is set up like a giant movie screen, had a curtain part in front of it, and a montage from the various movie spoof commercials was shown.
A new spoof was then shown, featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin in Gladiator. We then went live to the Staples Center, with the three announce teams (Raw, Smackdown, and the Spanish Announcers) all positioned at ringside.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio.
Eddie drove out in a lowrider, while Rey, without his usual jumping entrance, had an outfit that combined the Mexican and American flags. They locked up, no handshake, and Guerrero took Rey down with a side mare, then moved to an armbar. Rey flipped out of it and hit a shoulderblock for two. Eddie armdragged Rey and floated over him into a test of strength. Rey kept his shoulders off the mat, and flipped over Eddie into a sunsetflip, but Eddie rolled through and sent Rey to the floor with a catapult. Eddie went for a baseball slide, but Rey slid back into the ring as Eddie slipped out. Rey teased a dive, but spun between the ropes instead. Eddie stepped back into the ring, and they went into a test of strength, with Rey monkeyflipping Eddie. Both maintained the knuckle lock, and bridged to keep their shoulders off the mat. They jockeyed for position, and Eddie went for a Northern Lights suplex, but Rey flipped out of it. They countered each others moves, until Rey hit a high monkey flip. Eddie backdropped Rey to the apron, then punched him to the floor. Eddie hit Rey with a pescado, then tossed Rey back into the ring. Guerrero covered Mysterio for a two count, then put him in a surfboard. Rey got to his feet, and Guerrero planted him with a back suplex for two. Eddie went for a chinlock, then switched to a bow and arrow, hooking Rey's legs and pulling back on the surfboard. Eddie's shoulders went down on the mat, and he had to release the hold. Guerrero applied an STF, then went to an armbar, then a hammerlock. Mysterio elbowed Guerrero, then tried to flip into a reverse DDT, but fell off Guerrero. Eddie went for a powerbomb, but Rey turned it into an armdrag and sent Guerrero to the floor. Mysterio hit a baseball slide, then a corkscrew plancha on Guerrero on the floor. Rey kicked Eddie in the leg, then rolled him into the ring. Rey hit a springboard senton, but Eddie came back with a back elbow. Eddie went for the Three Amigos, but after one suplex Rey floated over and rolled up Eddie for two. Eddie grabbed a backbreaker for a two count. Guerrero hit two vertical suplexes, but on the third, Rey turned it into a headscissors, putting Eddie in 619 position. Eddie ducked the 619, then hit a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Eddie hit the Three Amigos vertical suplexes, then went to the top rope. Rey moved, and Eddie crashed on the frog splash attempt. Mysterio was bleeding from the mouth. Rey grabbed La Magistral, but Eddie reversed it for a two count. Rey kicked Eddie in the gut twice, then went for a rana, but Eddie tossed it off. Rey landed on his feet, then gave Eddie a drop toe hold into the ropes. Rey hit the 619, then went for the West Coast Pop, but Eddie caught it and powerbombed Rey for a close two count. The fans chanted "Eddie" but Guerrero was getting frustrated. Eddie charged, but Rey hit a headbutt to the gut, then grabbed a lighting fast rana for the pin at the thirteen minute mark.
Winner: Rey Mysterio.
(shyz: damn... i got the 1st one wrong. Heh but I'm pretty happy with the Mysterio win though.)
Guerrero shook Mysterio's hand following the match, but the two left separately.
Backstage, Triple H and Ric Flair ran into JBL, Orlando Jordan and the Bashams. They traded insults, with Triple H mocking JBL's "wrestling god" line, while JBL pointed out that he never lost his title, unlike Triple H. They went nose to nose, with both boasting that they were better than the other, and would still have their respective title at the end of the night. Triple H walked off, and Ric Flair threw a "Whoo!" in the face of Orlando Jordan before leaving.
Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Several ladders were placed on the stage for the wrestlers to bring to the ring and use in an attempt to grab the briefcase and win the World Title contract. Other ladders were placed at ringside. All the ladders went on the stage burst into flames when Kane made his entrance. Everyone started fighting in the aisle, ganging up on Kane. Kane fought them off, but Benoit and Benjamin gave him a double suplex on the floor. Christian tried to bring a ladder into the ring, but Jericho teeter-tootered it into Christian. The bell rang to begin the match. Jericho bulldogged Benjamin, then dropkicked Benoit into Edge. Jericho dove from the ring onto Edge, then Christian dove onto both of them, and Benoit. Benjamin then dove on everyone (including Tyson Tomko), except Kane. Kane went to the top rope, and jumped onto everyone but Edge on the floor. Kane bought a ladder into the ring, and hit Edge and Christian (who was coming off the ropes) with it. Jericho hit a top rope dropkick to knock the ladder into Kane. Jericho hit Benjamin in the gut and face with the ladder, then blasted Edge with it. Jericho dropped the ladder across the downed Edge. Benoit gave Jericho a German suplex, sending the ladder flying. Benoit climbed the ladder, and Kane tried a chokeslam, but Benoit turned it into a Crippler Crossface. Edge broke it up, so Benoit put him in a Crossface. Kane hit Benoit in the face with the ladder. Kane put Benoit's arm in the ladder and slammed it repeatedly. Edge speared Kane. Christian and Edge set up Kane for a ladder Conchairto, smashing Kane between them. Shelton hit a springboard double clothesline on Edge and Christian. Shelton went for a back kick, Edge ducked, and Shelton kicked a ladder into Christian. Edge set up a ladder in a corner and whipped Benjamin into it. Edge measured Benjamin for a spear, but Benjamin flapjacked him into the ladder. Benjamin rammed Edge into the ladder several times, then went for a Stinger Splash, squashing Edge into the ladder. Shelton climbed the ladder, and touched the briefcase, but Jericho climbed up and they slugged it out on the ladder. Christian set up another ladder, and he and Benoit climbed that one. Edge set up a third, and we had five men fighting it out on top of ladders. Christian jumped off his ladder, giving Benoit an armbreaker. Benjamin knocked Jericho down. Edge and Benjamin battled, and Benjamin gave Edge a T-Bone suplex off the ladder. Jericho knocked two ladders down, one hitting Edge. Edge and Christian battled, with Jericho kicking him in the back of the head. One ladder was leaned against a standing ladder. Jericho climbed the ladder, but Benjamin ran up the slanted ladder and hit a clothesline, with both men crashing to the mat. Benjamin went for the briefcase, but Christian used a ladder to knock him down. Kane gave Christian a boot to the face. Kane went for a chokeslam on Benjamin, looking to toss him to the floor, but Benjamin instead got his leg twisted in the top and middle rope. Tomko ran in and booted Kane, then tried to help Christian up the ladder. Kane knocked Tomko to the floor. Christian went to the top of the ladder, but Kane toppled it and Christian fell to the floor, landing on Tomko. Kane climbed the ladder, but Jericho climbed up and started punching him. Kane and Jericho toppled into the top rope, with Jericho falling to the floor, and Kane bouncing off into the ring. Benoit set up a ladder in a corner, and favoring his arm from the earlier move by Christian and bleeding from his nose, climbed up and gave Kane a diving headbutt from the top of the ladder. Benoit busted open the stitches above his eyes with the move. A "Benoit" chant broke out, as he climbed the ladder. Kane sat up, and climbed the ladder. Kane grabbed Benoit by the throat, but Benoit headbutted him repeatedly until he fell off the ladder. Benoit went for the briefcase, but Edge hit Benoit in the bad arm with a chair, and Benoit fell to the mat. Edge climbed up and grabbed the briefcase for the win at the sixteen minute mark.
Winner: Edge. Edge gets a World Title match at some point in the next year.
(shyz: I knew it! Haha so that's 1 right and 1 wrong.)
An ad for the Andre The Giant Fanatic special was shown.
Eugene, wearing his wrestling gear and a knee brace, came to the ring. Eugene said he was thrilled to be at Wrestlemania, saying it was his second favorite Wrestlemania moment ever. His first was when the midgets ganged up on King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania III.
Muhammad Hassan, with Daivari, came out Hassan asked Eugene if he knew why he was angry. Eugene assumed it was because he doesn't like midgets. Hassan ranted about being left off of Wrestlemania, then ranked on Hollywood for being full of "fakes" and practicing bigotry. Hassan complained about having to take a back seat to a "disgrace" like Eugene. Hassan said if he wasn't given a "Wrestlemania moment" he was going to create one. Hassan and Daivari attacked Eugene, and put him in a camel clutch (doing the throat slashing gesture first).
"Real American" blasted out, and Hulk Hogan, in full wrestling gear, came to the ring. Hassan and Daivari attacked Hogan as he entered the ring, but Hogan gave them a double noggin knocker, then pounded Hassan in a corner. Hogan whipped Hassan across the ring and hit a clothesline in the opposite corner. Big boot to the face, then Hogan threw Hassan over the top rope. Daivari came in with a chair and hit Hogan in the back. Hogan turned around and gave him the big boot. Hogan then tossed Daivari over the top rope. Hogan tore off his shirt and posed in the ring, just like the old days.
Hogan's family was sitting at ringside, right next to former WCW World Champion David Arquette. Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young are also seated at ringside. A giant American Flag appeared on the screen as Hogan posed on the stage before leaving.
A video package hyping Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker was shown.
The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton.
The Smackdown announce team called this match. Undertaker did his entrance, complete with torch bearing Druids, and seemed to "float" to the ring on smoke. Orton came out second. Orton tried to avoid the Undertaker at the bell, ducking away from him. Orton slapped Undertaker, then ducked away again. Undertaker grabbed a side headlock, and Orton shoved him off, leapfrogged him, and hit a dropkick for a one count. Orton backdropped Taker and leapfrogged him again, but Undertaker decked him with a right to the jaw. Taker punched and elbowed Orton in a corner. Undertaker whipped Orton across the ring, but Orton rolled up a charging Taker for a two count. Orton went for the RKO, but Taker tossed Orton over the top rope and to the floor. Undertaker went after Orton, throwing him in the ring and stretching his neck across the ring apron. Taker hit the ring apron legdrop, then returned to the ring. Undertaker went for the Old School ropewalk, and hit the forearm off the top. Undertaker missed a boot in the corner, and went over the top rope and onto the apron. Orton dropkicked Taker, who fell off the apron and crashed into the security wall. Orton went outside and pounded Undertaker with punches. Orton rolled Taker back in and the two traded punches. Orton downed Undertaker with a clothesline for two. Taker hit a DDT as Orton went for a backdrop and got a two count. Undertaker then planted Orton with a side slam for another two. Undertaker hit an avalanche in the corner, then hit a second. Undertaker hit Snake Eyes, but Orton came back with a back elbow for two. Orton pounded Taker in the chest with forearms, then stopped to pose, and Undertaker sat up. Orton staggered Taker with punches, as the fans chanted "Randy Sucks". Undertaker battled back with punches of his own, and the two collided on clotheslines, with Orton falling down, and Taker covered for a two count. Undertaker applied a Dragon Sleeper, but Orton kept his arm up, and reversed into a DDT. Orton draped an arm across Undertaker for a two count, then applied a rear naked choke. Taker punched out of it, but Orton applied a sleeper. Undertaker broke out with a back suplex. Undertaker hit a big boot, but ran into an Orton powerslam for two. Orton rammed Taker into the top turnbuckle and started punching him in a corner. Orton stopped to pose, and Undertaker grabbed him for the Last Ride, but Orton popped out of it. Orton went for the RKO, but Undertaker threw him off, and into the referee. Undertaker went for the Last Ride, but Orton shifted his weight and landed on top of him. Cowboy Bob Orton ran in, wearing a cast, and blasted Undertaker with it. Bob then woke up the referee, as Randy covered Undertaker. The referee managed a two count, but Taker got his shoulder up. Orton went to whip Taker into Bob, who had the cast ready, but Taker booted Bob off the apron. Undertaker went for a chokeslam, but Orton turned it into an RKO. Orton covered, but Taker barely got his shoulder up to avoid the three count. Orton then made Undertaker's gesture, and lifted Undertaker for a tombstone. Undertaker shifted his weight, forcing Orton backwards, and reversed into his own tombstone position. Undertaker then dropped Orton with the tombstone for the pin at the fourteen minute mark. 13-0.
Winner: The Undertaker.
(shyz: Yessss! Undertaker! 13-0!! 2 right, 1 wrong)
A video package on the events leading to Trish Stratus vs. Christy Hemme was shown.
WWE Womens' Championship
Trish Stratus vs. Christy Hemme, with Lita.
At the bell, Trish laid down and dared Christy to get on her. Trish then shoved Christy to the mat twice and kicked her out of the ring. Trish gingerly shoved Christy into the ringsteps, then rolled her into the ring. Trish chopped Christy in the corner, and kicked her in the gut, then skipped across the ring. Christy blocked a Chick Kick, and kicked Trish in the groin while Lita distracted the referee. Christy pulled Trish off the ropes, kicked her, and used a vertical bodypress rollup for two. Trish went back on offense with chops, then argued with Christy. Christy did a split in the corner to avoid a charge and grabbed Trish in a sunset flip for two. Trish gave Christy a spear, and knocked her to the floor. Trish went outside, asked Lita "What are you gonna do?" and kicked Christy. Trish went around the ring and shoved Lita to the ground. Trish got back into the ring and yelled at Lita, allowing Christy to roll her up for two. Christy hit some kicks and rammed Trish into the turnbuckle. Christy hit the Twist Of Fate for a two count. The fans seem to be favoring Trish over Christy. That is, those that are bothering to react at all. Trish rolled up Christy, but Christy reversed and hooked the tights for a two count. Trish hit a poor Chick Kick for the pin at the four minute mark.
Winner: Trish Stratus.
(shyz: told ya this match wasn't worth watching. 3 R, 1 W)
A video package on the Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle match was shown.
Billy Gibbons of ZZTop and Marg Helgenberger of CSI were shown in the crowd.
Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle.
The Raw Team announced this match. Michaels entered the ring first, then Angle. They went nose to nose in the ring, trading verbal barbs. They backed up, then Michaels slapped Angle across the face. Angle took Michaels down with a waistlock, and rode Shawn around the ring. Michaels made the ropes to force a break. The two smiled at each other from across the ring. Michaels took Angle down with a side mare, and applied a headlock. Angle rolled it over for a two count, but Michaels held onto the hold. Angle worked to his feet, but Michaels rode him back down. There was a brief "Angle" chant, then an "HBK" one. Angle hit a back suplex, but Michaels held onto the headlock. Angle shoved Michaels into the ropes, but Michaels hit a shoulderblock then grabbed another side mare for the headlock. Angle tried to throw off the headlock, but Michaels would not let go. Angle got to the corner to force a break. Angle grabbed a waistlock, but Michaels reversed it and grabbed the side headlock again. Angle grabbed the hair, but the referee made him break. Angle broke free and went for a waistlock, but Michaels reversed it. Angle elbowed out and hit a shoulderblock, but Michaels came back with a hiptoss and applied a short-arm scissors. Angle tried to roll it into a pinning position, but Michaels got his shoulders off the mat. Angle rolled under the hold, then lifted Michaels off the mat. Michaels floated into a sunset flip for a two count, then grabbed a backslide for another two, then went back to the side headlock. Angle forced them to the corner for a break, then the fists started flying. They clinched in the corner, and continued to throw punches. The referee was yanking them apart at this point, and Angle used it to his advantage, hitting a shot to the back of the head. Angle grabbed a quick ankle lock, but Michaels rolled out of it. Michaels hit a Cactus Clothesline, and he and Angle fell to the floor.Michaels cleared the Smackdown announce table, then rolled into the ring to break the count. When he came back out, Angle hit some uppercuts, then went for a suplex into the table. Michaels floated out and hit some chops. Angle ducked a chop and gave Michaels an Angle Slam into the ringpost, slamming Shawn back first into it. Angle rolled back into the ring, then went back after Michaels on the floor. Angle started kicking and pounding the back, and tossed Michaels back into the ring. Angle hit a vertical suplex for a two count. Angle covered again for another two, then applied a bodyscissors. Angle added a rear naked choke to the move. Michaels battled out, and chopped Angle in a corner. Angle reversed a whip into the corner, and Michael flipped upside down in the corner, then fell back into the ring. Angle hit two overhead belly to belly suplexes, scored a two count, then applied a camel clutch variation, driving his knee into Michaels' back. Michaels broke out and hit some chops, and soon the two were trading punches. Michaels slapped Angle, who came back with a clothesline for two. Angle hit some uppercuts in the corner, then placed Shawn on the top rope for a belly to belly superplex. Michaels blocked it and knocked Angle off the ropes. Michaels went for a top rope elbow, but Angle rolled out of the way. Angle took his straps down, and went for the Angle Slam, but Michaels reversed it into an armdrag. Angle charged Michaels, who backdropped him over the top rope and to the floor. Michaels went to the top rope and hit a flying bodypress to the floor. Michaels' knee hit Angle in the face on the move. Michaels got onto the ring apron, and he appeared to have a bloody nose. Angle got on the apron with Michaels, and was trying to German suplex him off the apron to the floor. Michaels held onto the top rope to avoid the move, then elbowed Angle several times, then hit him low with a back kick to knock him off the apron. The move actually got some boos for HBK. Michaels put Angle on the Smackdown announce table, then got on the apron and hit a springboard splash from the second rope onto Angle on the table. The table didn't give, but both men fell off to the floor. Angle was bleeding from the mouth. Slowly, both men crawled back into the ring, towards each other. They stood up, and Michaels hit some chops and punches. Angle reversed a whip, and Michaels hit a flying forearm. Michaels kipped up, and knocked Angle to the mat with right hands, then hit a reverse atomic drop and a clothesline. Michaels slammed Angle, then went to the top rope and hit the flying elbowdrop. Michaels psyched himself up, and began stomping in the corner. Angle caught the superkick attempt, and applied the ankle lock. Shawn tried to roll through the hold, but Angle dropped down with it. Michaels made the ropes, and Angle broke the hold at the count of four. Angle screamed for Michaels to get up, and Angle went for the Angle Slam, but Michaels rolled into a sunset flip. Angle rolled through the move and applied the ankle lock. Michaels rolled out of it, and went for a superkick, but Angle caught it and hit an Angle Slam for the two count. Angle went to the top rope and went for a moonsault, butt Michaels rolled out of the way and Angle crashed to the mat. Michaels went to the top rope, but Angle met him up there and hit a second rope Angle Slam for a two count. The crowd went nuts for the kickout. A frustrated Angle grabbed Michaels by the hair and screamed for him to tap out. Shawn pushed away from Angle and hit a superkick, then collapsed to the mat. Michaels crawled onto Angle for a two count. Michaels slowly got to his feet, and Angle rolled over and grabbed his foot and applied the ankle lock. Michaels fought the hold, kicking and rolling, but Angle would not release the hold. Angle yanked Michaels into the center of the ring, and Michaels lunged and reached, but could not make the ropes. Angle dropped down and added a leglace to the hold. Michaels screamed in pain, and reached for the ropes, and started shaking and convulsing in the hold. After about a minute and a half in the hold, Michaels tapped out at the 28 minute mark.
Winner: Kurt Angle.
(shyz: Damn!! HBK lost! WTF! But this was certainly the show stealer. 3 R, 2 W)
The fans applauded the match. Angle left, triumphant, as Michaels slowly made it to his feet. The fans applauded him, and Michaels returned the applause, then limped from the ring.
They showed the "Basic Instinct"-spoof commercial, which won two of the Movie Trailer Awards on WWE.com. Following the commercial, Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah were shown sitting at ringside.
Piper's Pit
Rowdy Roddy Piper was introduced to a nice ovation, and the ring was set up with a carpet and two stools. A "Rowdy" chant broke out. Piper thanked the crowd for the honor of being put into the Hall Of Fame, then said it was time to "move on and make history". Piper asked who the baddest man, meanest man, etc. in WWE was, and said the answer is Steve Austin. When Piper got to asking who the biggest "rebel" is, the crowd responded Austin, and Piper said "Bulls***". Piper said he needed to see it for himself, and introduced Steve Austin, who came out to a big ovation. Austin tossed one of the stools out of the ring, so Piper tossed the other one out. An "Austin" chant rang out. Piper and Austin stood face to face in the ring. Piper welcomed Austin to Piper's Pit, and slapped him across the face. Austin said thanks to Piper, called him a son of a bitch, and slapped him back. Piper said he liked Austin. Austin asked if he wanted another slap. Piper said he had a lot of respect for Austin, and the fans chanted "What". Piper asked if the fans were deaf. Piper said he respected the way Austin fought Vince McMahon. Piper kept playing up against the "What" chants. Piper told Austin that he was ticking off Vince McMahon back when his red neck was green. Piper said Austin wasn't the first rebel. Austin then ripped into Piper on the mic, asking if he was supposed to be intimidated or scared by Piper, saying he was neither. Piper said they had "failure to communicate".
Suddenly, Carlito Caribbean Cool's music hit, and Carlito walked out. Carlito said Piper and Austin shouldn't be arguing, and that they had one thing in common, neither were cool. Carlito said no one wanted to see them anymore. Austin invited him into the ring, and Piper asked who the hell he was. Carlito said he was taking charge, and that was cool. Carlito said he would appreciate it if they would both leave now. Carlito said if they "had a problem with that", and tossed his apple in the air. Piper grabbed the apple, took several big bites, and spat it at Carlito. Piper then tossed the apple into the crowd. Carlito tackled Piper and started punching him. Austin pulled Carlito off of Piper and stomped him down in the corner. Austin whipped Carlito towards Piper, and Piper poked Carlito in the eyes in classic Piper style. Austin then hit a stunner, and Piper flung Carlito out of the ring. Austin and Piper then had a big beer celebration. After several rounds, Austin kicked Piper and gave him a stunner, with the announcers reminding us that you can't trust a rattlesnake. Austin then walked off, having a few more beers on the way out.
(shyz: haha! Nice segment. 2 thumbs up.)
The "Taxi Driver" spoof commercial was shown next, with the announcers saying it won the award for the best trailer commercial on WWE.com.
Akebono vs. Big Show - Sumo Match
To win the match, you must knock your opponent out of the sumo circle set up in the ring, or off his feet. The ropes were removed from the ring and the ringposts were padded, and they had a sumo judge for the match.
Akebono and Big Show entered in robes and sandals, with Show stopping during his entrance to "show some leg" to the camera. Both men removed their robes, and were in traditional sumo gear. The announcers explained the rules and traditions involved in sumo. They did the salt ceremony, then got in position. The fans booed all the waiting and stalling. They finally started trading slaps, and trying to muscle each other out of the circle. Show hit a shoulderblock, but Akebono didn't move. Show called for a chokeslam for some reason. They started slapping and shoving again. Show lifted Akebono off his feet and turned, but Akebono was not out of the circle. Akebono then used the leverage off the move by Show to take him down and out of the circle, with Show falling to the floor at the one and a half minute mark.
Winner: Akebono.
(shyz: never saw Big Show winning this one. Sumo is a fine tradition and you can't just go into a match with a Sumo Grand Champion without any prior experience. Big Show never had a chance.)
The two shook hands and hugged following the match.
They aired a video package on the JBL-John Cena feud.
WWE Championship
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. John Cena
JBL's limo entered with a police motorcycle escort. Fake money with JBL's picture on it fell from the ceiling as well. Orlando Jordan came out of the limo, but got back in, as JBL was apparently going it alone. Cena wore a huge spinning metal medallion on his chain. They stared each other down at the bell, then locked up. JBL backed Cena into a corner, then grabbed a side headlock. Cena threw him into the ropes, but JBL hit a shoulderblock. Cena leapfrogged JBL and hit a tackle, but than ran into a bit boot. JBL hit a shoulderblock and rammed Cena into the corner, then started punching him. JBL hit some clubbering forearms and chops, then hit a swinging neckbreaker. JBL hit a second neckbreaker, then covered for a two count. JBL choked Cena against the top rope, then stomped Cena and applied a modified camel clutch between the ropes, using the middle rope to add pressure to the neck. JBL catapulted Cena between the ropes, slamming him chest first into the middle rope. Cena and JBL traded punches, and JBL ran into a Cena boot. JBL came back with a spinebuster for a two count. JBL hit a cross armed neckbreaker for a two count, but Cena kicked out. JBL kicked Cena in the head a few times, and Cena got mad and battled back with a punch, only for JBL to poke him in the eyes and then hit a clothesline in the corner. JBL hit a short arm clothesline for a two count, then delivered a forearm to the back after a snapmare. JBL, applied a sleeper, but Cena broke out with a back suplex. Both men collided with clotheslines and fell to the mat. They went to the floor, and JBL hit a neckbreaker on the outside, then rolled Cena in for a two count. JBL hit a superplex, and slowly went on top for a two count. JBL went to the top rope and jumped into a Cena powerslam. Cena hit a series of clotheslines and a backdrop, then hit a flying tackle. Cena hit a hiptoss and a side suplex into a powerbomb. Cena dropped the Five Knuckle Shuffle after doing the "You Can't See Me" bit. Cena pumped up the sneakers. Some fans booed. Cena ran into a JBL boot, and JBL went for the Clothesline From Hell. Cena ducked it and grabbed the FU for the win at the twelve minute mark.
Winner and new WWE Champion: John Cena.
(shyz: oh yeah oh yeah oh HELL yeah! John Cena new WWE champ! WORD LIFE baby!!
5 R, 2 W)
A video package on the Hall Of Fame inductions last night was shown. They introduced Mean Gene Okerlund, and he brought out the inductees for this year. Each one came out, accompanied by one of the Divas, as a video package of highlights were shown. Cowboy Bob Orton was still selling the attack from the Undertaker earlier. Jimmy Hart had his megaphone with him. Piper was all smiles. Stacy Keibler and Hulk Hogan came out last, and did the old "hand to the ear" pose. Hogan's family was shown at ringside.
They announced that Wrestlemania 22 will take place in Chicago on April 22nd.
A video package on the events leading to Triple H vs. Batista was shown.
World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H, with Ric Flair, vs. Batista.
Heavy metal legends Motorhead performed "The Game" live for Triple H's entrance. Triple H came up on a lift in the stage where Motorhead was performing and made his entrance. Ric Flair met Triple H in the ring. Batista then made his usual entrance.
They went face to face in the center of the ring, and Batista smiled as Triple H trash talked him. The bell rang, and the two circled the ring. They locked up, and jockeyed for position, breaking off after neither could force the other down. They locked up again, and Triple H moved Batista in a corner, but Batista shoved Triple H back. Another lockup, and Triple H grabbed a headlock. Batista sent Triple H into the ropes and downed him with a shoulderblock. Triple H ducked a clothesline and hit a shoulderblock of his own. Triple H went for a Pedigree, but Batista shoved it off and gave Triple H a press slam. They started trading punches, and Batista ran into an elbow. Batista grabbed Triple H by the throat and tossed him into the corner, then hit some right hands. Batista backdropped Triple H, missed a clothesline, and Triple H hit a jumping knee, sending Batista through the ropes and to the floor. Flair was sneaking up on Batista, but it turned out to only be a distraction so Triple H could grab him from behind and ram him into the ringsteps. As Batista climbed back through the ropes, Triple H hit a second rope elbow to the back of the head. Triple H choked Batista under the bottom rope, with the referee forcing him to break it. While the referee admonished Triple H, Flair choked Batista with his jacket, pulling him back to the floor. Triple H rammed Batista back first into the security wall, then into the ring apron. Back in the ring, Triple H dropped two elbows to Batista's back, then drove in several kneedrops. Triple H hit a forearm to the back, then drove in some knees as Batista slumped across the second rope. Triple H hit a vertical suplex and covered for a two count. Triple H hit some knees to the back, then lifted Batista and hit a side backbreaker. Batista was on the apron again, and Flair choked him again. Batista battled back against Triple H form the apron, but Triple H dropped down, yanking Batista throat first across the top rope. Triple H tossed Batista back in, and slugged him in the corner. Batista fired back with some punches, but Triple H came back with a spinebuster for a two count. Triple H covered several times, but Batista kept kicking out. Triple H hit a neckbreaker for a two count, and Triple H started to look frustrated. Triple H went for a Pedigree, but Batista backdropped out of it. Batista went for a backdrop, but Triple H hit a facebuster on the knee for a two count. Triple H climbed to the top rope, and after waiting a long time, jumped off into a Batista clothesline. Batista hit a side slam for a two count, then ran into a Triple H boot to the face. Triple H went for a whip, but Batista held onto the top rope to block it, then threw Triple H into the corner, over the top rope and to the floor. Batista went outside after him, but Triple H reversed a whip and sent Batista into the ringsteps. Triple H went for the Pedigree on a section of the ringsteps, but Batista got out of it and catapulted Triple H into the ringpost. Triple H was quickly bleeding a gusher. Batista rammed Triple H face first into the ringsteps repeatedly, then tossed him back into the ring. Batista punched Triple H over and over in his bloody forehead. Batista then hit a running kick to the back of the head. Batista hit a clothesline in the corner, then whipped Triple H across the ring and hit another one. Batista hit a series of elbows in the corner, then delivered a shoulderblock to the midsection, then a running clothesline in the corner. Batista hit a powerslam for a two count, and Triple H rolled to the floor. Batista went after him, and Flair tried to stop him, so Batista knocked down Flair. Triple H went for a chair, but the referee jumped off the apron to grab the chair, and hurt himself. Batista and Triple H got into the ring, and Flair ran in with the title belt, and Batista gave Flair a spinebuster. The referee got back in and rolled Flair out, as Triple H hit Batista with the title belt for a two count. Triple H charged Batista and got caught in a spinebuster. Batista went for the Demon Bomb, but Triple H hit a low blow. Triple H went for a Pedigree, but Batista blocked it, and forced Triple H's hands apart. Batista started to backdrop Triple H, then dropped it into a Reality Check/Kryptonie Krunch type move. Batista got psyched up, gave Triple H the thumbs down, then hit the Demon Bomb for the clean pin at the twenty one minute mark.
Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion: Batista.
(shyz: wow! Batista won! It was time HHH lost that title anyhows. Haha! So yeah, both brand's underdogs got the better of the Champions. Great and to Wrestlemania 21! 5 R, 3 W)
A bloody Triple H stared at Batista, then left in Ric Flair's arms. Batista celebrated with the title belt to end the show, and a video package of highlights rolled.
-End of Wrestlemania 21 -
So, it seems I got 5 out of 8 matches right. Not bad eh? Haha. Ah well, till next time (Apr 22nd 2006 live from Chicago), shyz out!
shyz-0-logy
Lets see just how many of my predictions came through yeah? Hehe. Here's a recap of shyz's Wrestlemania predictions. Btw, just a warning, this post is EXTREMELY long. If you're just here for the results, they're in BOLD, should save you some time.
HHH def Batista
John Cena def JBL
Shawn Michaels def Kurt Angle
Undertaker def Randy Orton
Edge def Y2J, Benoit, Christian, Shelton Banjamin and Kane
Trish def Christy
Akebono def Big Show
Eddie def Mysterio
Now for the results!
Wrestlemania XXI
Lilian Garcia opened the show by singing America The Beautiful, accompanied by background singers, while footage rolled of WWE stars visiting with U.S. Troops overseas.
The stage, which is set up like a giant movie screen, had a curtain part in front of it, and a montage from the various movie spoof commercials was shown.
A new spoof was then shown, featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin in Gladiator. We then went live to the Staples Center, with the three announce teams (Raw, Smackdown, and the Spanish Announcers) all positioned at ringside.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio.
Eddie drove out in a lowrider, while Rey, without his usual jumping entrance, had an outfit that combined the Mexican and American flags. They locked up, no handshake, and Guerrero took Rey down with a side mare, then moved to an armbar. Rey flipped out of it and hit a shoulderblock for two. Eddie armdragged Rey and floated over him into a test of strength. Rey kept his shoulders off the mat, and flipped over Eddie into a sunsetflip, but Eddie rolled through and sent Rey to the floor with a catapult. Eddie went for a baseball slide, but Rey slid back into the ring as Eddie slipped out. Rey teased a dive, but spun between the ropes instead. Eddie stepped back into the ring, and they went into a test of strength, with Rey monkeyflipping Eddie. Both maintained the knuckle lock, and bridged to keep their shoulders off the mat. They jockeyed for position, and Eddie went for a Northern Lights suplex, but Rey flipped out of it. They countered each others moves, until Rey hit a high monkey flip. Eddie backdropped Rey to the apron, then punched him to the floor. Eddie hit Rey with a pescado, then tossed Rey back into the ring. Guerrero covered Mysterio for a two count, then put him in a surfboard. Rey got to his feet, and Guerrero planted him with a back suplex for two. Eddie went for a chinlock, then switched to a bow and arrow, hooking Rey's legs and pulling back on the surfboard. Eddie's shoulders went down on the mat, and he had to release the hold. Guerrero applied an STF, then went to an armbar, then a hammerlock. Mysterio elbowed Guerrero, then tried to flip into a reverse DDT, but fell off Guerrero. Eddie went for a powerbomb, but Rey turned it into an armdrag and sent Guerrero to the floor. Mysterio hit a baseball slide, then a corkscrew plancha on Guerrero on the floor. Rey kicked Eddie in the leg, then rolled him into the ring. Rey hit a springboard senton, but Eddie came back with a back elbow. Eddie went for the Three Amigos, but after one suplex Rey floated over and rolled up Eddie for two. Eddie grabbed a backbreaker for a two count. Guerrero hit two vertical suplexes, but on the third, Rey turned it into a headscissors, putting Eddie in 619 position. Eddie ducked the 619, then hit a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Eddie hit the Three Amigos vertical suplexes, then went to the top rope. Rey moved, and Eddie crashed on the frog splash attempt. Mysterio was bleeding from the mouth. Rey grabbed La Magistral, but Eddie reversed it for a two count. Rey kicked Eddie in the gut twice, then went for a rana, but Eddie tossed it off. Rey landed on his feet, then gave Eddie a drop toe hold into the ropes. Rey hit the 619, then went for the West Coast Pop, but Eddie caught it and powerbombed Rey for a close two count. The fans chanted "Eddie" but Guerrero was getting frustrated. Eddie charged, but Rey hit a headbutt to the gut, then grabbed a lighting fast rana for the pin at the thirteen minute mark.
Winner: Rey Mysterio.
(shyz: damn... i got the 1st one wrong. Heh but I'm pretty happy with the Mysterio win though.)
Guerrero shook Mysterio's hand following the match, but the two left separately.
Backstage, Triple H and Ric Flair ran into JBL, Orlando Jordan and the Bashams. They traded insults, with Triple H mocking JBL's "wrestling god" line, while JBL pointed out that he never lost his title, unlike Triple H. They went nose to nose, with both boasting that they were better than the other, and would still have their respective title at the end of the night. Triple H walked off, and Ric Flair threw a "Whoo!" in the face of Orlando Jordan before leaving.
Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Several ladders were placed on the stage for the wrestlers to bring to the ring and use in an attempt to grab the briefcase and win the World Title contract. Other ladders were placed at ringside. All the ladders went on the stage burst into flames when Kane made his entrance. Everyone started fighting in the aisle, ganging up on Kane. Kane fought them off, but Benoit and Benjamin gave him a double suplex on the floor. Christian tried to bring a ladder into the ring, but Jericho teeter-tootered it into Christian. The bell rang to begin the match. Jericho bulldogged Benjamin, then dropkicked Benoit into Edge. Jericho dove from the ring onto Edge, then Christian dove onto both of them, and Benoit. Benjamin then dove on everyone (including Tyson Tomko), except Kane. Kane went to the top rope, and jumped onto everyone but Edge on the floor. Kane bought a ladder into the ring, and hit Edge and Christian (who was coming off the ropes) with it. Jericho hit a top rope dropkick to knock the ladder into Kane. Jericho hit Benjamin in the gut and face with the ladder, then blasted Edge with it. Jericho dropped the ladder across the downed Edge. Benoit gave Jericho a German suplex, sending the ladder flying. Benoit climbed the ladder, and Kane tried a chokeslam, but Benoit turned it into a Crippler Crossface. Edge broke it up, so Benoit put him in a Crossface. Kane hit Benoit in the face with the ladder. Kane put Benoit's arm in the ladder and slammed it repeatedly. Edge speared Kane. Christian and Edge set up Kane for a ladder Conchairto, smashing Kane between them. Shelton hit a springboard double clothesline on Edge and Christian. Shelton went for a back kick, Edge ducked, and Shelton kicked a ladder into Christian. Edge set up a ladder in a corner and whipped Benjamin into it. Edge measured Benjamin for a spear, but Benjamin flapjacked him into the ladder. Benjamin rammed Edge into the ladder several times, then went for a Stinger Splash, squashing Edge into the ladder. Shelton climbed the ladder, and touched the briefcase, but Jericho climbed up and they slugged it out on the ladder. Christian set up another ladder, and he and Benoit climbed that one. Edge set up a third, and we had five men fighting it out on top of ladders. Christian jumped off his ladder, giving Benoit an armbreaker. Benjamin knocked Jericho down. Edge and Benjamin battled, and Benjamin gave Edge a T-Bone suplex off the ladder. Jericho knocked two ladders down, one hitting Edge. Edge and Christian battled, with Jericho kicking him in the back of the head. One ladder was leaned against a standing ladder. Jericho climbed the ladder, but Benjamin ran up the slanted ladder and hit a clothesline, with both men crashing to the mat. Benjamin went for the briefcase, but Christian used a ladder to knock him down. Kane gave Christian a boot to the face. Kane went for a chokeslam on Benjamin, looking to toss him to the floor, but Benjamin instead got his leg twisted in the top and middle rope. Tomko ran in and booted Kane, then tried to help Christian up the ladder. Kane knocked Tomko to the floor. Christian went to the top of the ladder, but Kane toppled it and Christian fell to the floor, landing on Tomko. Kane climbed the ladder, but Jericho climbed up and started punching him. Kane and Jericho toppled into the top rope, with Jericho falling to the floor, and Kane bouncing off into the ring. Benoit set up a ladder in a corner, and favoring his arm from the earlier move by Christian and bleeding from his nose, climbed up and gave Kane a diving headbutt from the top of the ladder. Benoit busted open the stitches above his eyes with the move. A "Benoit" chant broke out, as he climbed the ladder. Kane sat up, and climbed the ladder. Kane grabbed Benoit by the throat, but Benoit headbutted him repeatedly until he fell off the ladder. Benoit went for the briefcase, but Edge hit Benoit in the bad arm with a chair, and Benoit fell to the mat. Edge climbed up and grabbed the briefcase for the win at the sixteen minute mark.
Winner: Edge. Edge gets a World Title match at some point in the next year.
(shyz: I knew it! Haha so that's 1 right and 1 wrong.)
An ad for the Andre The Giant Fanatic special was shown.
Eugene, wearing his wrestling gear and a knee brace, came to the ring. Eugene said he was thrilled to be at Wrestlemania, saying it was his second favorite Wrestlemania moment ever. His first was when the midgets ganged up on King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania III.
Muhammad Hassan, with Daivari, came out Hassan asked Eugene if he knew why he was angry. Eugene assumed it was because he doesn't like midgets. Hassan ranted about being left off of Wrestlemania, then ranked on Hollywood for being full of "fakes" and practicing bigotry. Hassan complained about having to take a back seat to a "disgrace" like Eugene. Hassan said if he wasn't given a "Wrestlemania moment" he was going to create one. Hassan and Daivari attacked Eugene, and put him in a camel clutch (doing the throat slashing gesture first).
"Real American" blasted out, and Hulk Hogan, in full wrestling gear, came to the ring. Hassan and Daivari attacked Hogan as he entered the ring, but Hogan gave them a double noggin knocker, then pounded Hassan in a corner. Hogan whipped Hassan across the ring and hit a clothesline in the opposite corner. Big boot to the face, then Hogan threw Hassan over the top rope. Daivari came in with a chair and hit Hogan in the back. Hogan turned around and gave him the big boot. Hogan then tossed Daivari over the top rope. Hogan tore off his shirt and posed in the ring, just like the old days.
Hogan's family was sitting at ringside, right next to former WCW World Champion David Arquette. Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young are also seated at ringside. A giant American Flag appeared on the screen as Hogan posed on the stage before leaving.
A video package hyping Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker was shown.
The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton.
The Smackdown announce team called this match. Undertaker did his entrance, complete with torch bearing Druids, and seemed to "float" to the ring on smoke. Orton came out second. Orton tried to avoid the Undertaker at the bell, ducking away from him. Orton slapped Undertaker, then ducked away again. Undertaker grabbed a side headlock, and Orton shoved him off, leapfrogged him, and hit a dropkick for a one count. Orton backdropped Taker and leapfrogged him again, but Undertaker decked him with a right to the jaw. Taker punched and elbowed Orton in a corner. Undertaker whipped Orton across the ring, but Orton rolled up a charging Taker for a two count. Orton went for the RKO, but Taker tossed Orton over the top rope and to the floor. Undertaker went after Orton, throwing him in the ring and stretching his neck across the ring apron. Taker hit the ring apron legdrop, then returned to the ring. Undertaker went for the Old School ropewalk, and hit the forearm off the top. Undertaker missed a boot in the corner, and went over the top rope and onto the apron. Orton dropkicked Taker, who fell off the apron and crashed into the security wall. Orton went outside and pounded Undertaker with punches. Orton rolled Taker back in and the two traded punches. Orton downed Undertaker with a clothesline for two. Taker hit a DDT as Orton went for a backdrop and got a two count. Undertaker then planted Orton with a side slam for another two. Undertaker hit an avalanche in the corner, then hit a second. Undertaker hit Snake Eyes, but Orton came back with a back elbow for two. Orton pounded Taker in the chest with forearms, then stopped to pose, and Undertaker sat up. Orton staggered Taker with punches, as the fans chanted "Randy Sucks". Undertaker battled back with punches of his own, and the two collided on clotheslines, with Orton falling down, and Taker covered for a two count. Undertaker applied a Dragon Sleeper, but Orton kept his arm up, and reversed into a DDT. Orton draped an arm across Undertaker for a two count, then applied a rear naked choke. Taker punched out of it, but Orton applied a sleeper. Undertaker broke out with a back suplex. Undertaker hit a big boot, but ran into an Orton powerslam for two. Orton rammed Taker into the top turnbuckle and started punching him in a corner. Orton stopped to pose, and Undertaker grabbed him for the Last Ride, but Orton popped out of it. Orton went for the RKO, but Undertaker threw him off, and into the referee. Undertaker went for the Last Ride, but Orton shifted his weight and landed on top of him. Cowboy Bob Orton ran in, wearing a cast, and blasted Undertaker with it. Bob then woke up the referee, as Randy covered Undertaker. The referee managed a two count, but Taker got his shoulder up. Orton went to whip Taker into Bob, who had the cast ready, but Taker booted Bob off the apron. Undertaker went for a chokeslam, but Orton turned it into an RKO. Orton covered, but Taker barely got his shoulder up to avoid the three count. Orton then made Undertaker's gesture, and lifted Undertaker for a tombstone. Undertaker shifted his weight, forcing Orton backwards, and reversed into his own tombstone position. Undertaker then dropped Orton with the tombstone for the pin at the fourteen minute mark. 13-0.
Winner: The Undertaker.
(shyz: Yessss! Undertaker! 13-0!! 2 right, 1 wrong)
A video package on the events leading to Trish Stratus vs. Christy Hemme was shown.
WWE Womens' Championship
Trish Stratus vs. Christy Hemme, with Lita.
At the bell, Trish laid down and dared Christy to get on her. Trish then shoved Christy to the mat twice and kicked her out of the ring. Trish gingerly shoved Christy into the ringsteps, then rolled her into the ring. Trish chopped Christy in the corner, and kicked her in the gut, then skipped across the ring. Christy blocked a Chick Kick, and kicked Trish in the groin while Lita distracted the referee. Christy pulled Trish off the ropes, kicked her, and used a vertical bodypress rollup for two. Trish went back on offense with chops, then argued with Christy. Christy did a split in the corner to avoid a charge and grabbed Trish in a sunset flip for two. Trish gave Christy a spear, and knocked her to the floor. Trish went outside, asked Lita "What are you gonna do?" and kicked Christy. Trish went around the ring and shoved Lita to the ground. Trish got back into the ring and yelled at Lita, allowing Christy to roll her up for two. Christy hit some kicks and rammed Trish into the turnbuckle. Christy hit the Twist Of Fate for a two count. The fans seem to be favoring Trish over Christy. That is, those that are bothering to react at all. Trish rolled up Christy, but Christy reversed and hooked the tights for a two count. Trish hit a poor Chick Kick for the pin at the four minute mark.
Winner: Trish Stratus.
(shyz: told ya this match wasn't worth watching. 3 R, 1 W)
A video package on the Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle match was shown.
Billy Gibbons of ZZTop and Marg Helgenberger of CSI were shown in the crowd.
Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle.
The Raw Team announced this match. Michaels entered the ring first, then Angle. They went nose to nose in the ring, trading verbal barbs. They backed up, then Michaels slapped Angle across the face. Angle took Michaels down with a waistlock, and rode Shawn around the ring. Michaels made the ropes to force a break. The two smiled at each other from across the ring. Michaels took Angle down with a side mare, and applied a headlock. Angle rolled it over for a two count, but Michaels held onto the hold. Angle worked to his feet, but Michaels rode him back down. There was a brief "Angle" chant, then an "HBK" one. Angle hit a back suplex, but Michaels held onto the headlock. Angle shoved Michaels into the ropes, but Michaels hit a shoulderblock then grabbed another side mare for the headlock. Angle tried to throw off the headlock, but Michaels would not let go. Angle got to the corner to force a break. Angle grabbed a waistlock, but Michaels reversed it and grabbed the side headlock again. Angle grabbed the hair, but the referee made him break. Angle broke free and went for a waistlock, but Michaels reversed it. Angle elbowed out and hit a shoulderblock, but Michaels came back with a hiptoss and applied a short-arm scissors. Angle tried to roll it into a pinning position, but Michaels got his shoulders off the mat. Angle rolled under the hold, then lifted Michaels off the mat. Michaels floated into a sunset flip for a two count, then grabbed a backslide for another two, then went back to the side headlock. Angle forced them to the corner for a break, then the fists started flying. They clinched in the corner, and continued to throw punches. The referee was yanking them apart at this point, and Angle used it to his advantage, hitting a shot to the back of the head. Angle grabbed a quick ankle lock, but Michaels rolled out of it. Michaels hit a Cactus Clothesline, and he and Angle fell to the floor.Michaels cleared the Smackdown announce table, then rolled into the ring to break the count. When he came back out, Angle hit some uppercuts, then went for a suplex into the table. Michaels floated out and hit some chops. Angle ducked a chop and gave Michaels an Angle Slam into the ringpost, slamming Shawn back first into it. Angle rolled back into the ring, then went back after Michaels on the floor. Angle started kicking and pounding the back, and tossed Michaels back into the ring. Angle hit a vertical suplex for a two count. Angle covered again for another two, then applied a bodyscissors. Angle added a rear naked choke to the move. Michaels battled out, and chopped Angle in a corner. Angle reversed a whip into the corner, and Michael flipped upside down in the corner, then fell back into the ring. Angle hit two overhead belly to belly suplexes, scored a two count, then applied a camel clutch variation, driving his knee into Michaels' back. Michaels broke out and hit some chops, and soon the two were trading punches. Michaels slapped Angle, who came back with a clothesline for two. Angle hit some uppercuts in the corner, then placed Shawn on the top rope for a belly to belly superplex. Michaels blocked it and knocked Angle off the ropes. Michaels went for a top rope elbow, but Angle rolled out of the way. Angle took his straps down, and went for the Angle Slam, but Michaels reversed it into an armdrag. Angle charged Michaels, who backdropped him over the top rope and to the floor. Michaels went to the top rope and hit a flying bodypress to the floor. Michaels' knee hit Angle in the face on the move. Michaels got onto the ring apron, and he appeared to have a bloody nose. Angle got on the apron with Michaels, and was trying to German suplex him off the apron to the floor. Michaels held onto the top rope to avoid the move, then elbowed Angle several times, then hit him low with a back kick to knock him off the apron. The move actually got some boos for HBK. Michaels put Angle on the Smackdown announce table, then got on the apron and hit a springboard splash from the second rope onto Angle on the table. The table didn't give, but both men fell off to the floor. Angle was bleeding from the mouth. Slowly, both men crawled back into the ring, towards each other. They stood up, and Michaels hit some chops and punches. Angle reversed a whip, and Michaels hit a flying forearm. Michaels kipped up, and knocked Angle to the mat with right hands, then hit a reverse atomic drop and a clothesline. Michaels slammed Angle, then went to the top rope and hit the flying elbowdrop. Michaels psyched himself up, and began stomping in the corner. Angle caught the superkick attempt, and applied the ankle lock. Shawn tried to roll through the hold, but Angle dropped down with it. Michaels made the ropes, and Angle broke the hold at the count of four. Angle screamed for Michaels to get up, and Angle went for the Angle Slam, but Michaels rolled into a sunset flip. Angle rolled through the move and applied the ankle lock. Michaels rolled out of it, and went for a superkick, but Angle caught it and hit an Angle Slam for the two count. Angle went to the top rope and went for a moonsault, butt Michaels rolled out of the way and Angle crashed to the mat. Michaels went to the top rope, but Angle met him up there and hit a second rope Angle Slam for a two count. The crowd went nuts for the kickout. A frustrated Angle grabbed Michaels by the hair and screamed for him to tap out. Shawn pushed away from Angle and hit a superkick, then collapsed to the mat. Michaels crawled onto Angle for a two count. Michaels slowly got to his feet, and Angle rolled over and grabbed his foot and applied the ankle lock. Michaels fought the hold, kicking and rolling, but Angle would not release the hold. Angle yanked Michaels into the center of the ring, and Michaels lunged and reached, but could not make the ropes. Angle dropped down and added a leglace to the hold. Michaels screamed in pain, and reached for the ropes, and started shaking and convulsing in the hold. After about a minute and a half in the hold, Michaels tapped out at the 28 minute mark.
Winner: Kurt Angle.
(shyz: Damn!! HBK lost! WTF! But this was certainly the show stealer. 3 R, 2 W)
The fans applauded the match. Angle left, triumphant, as Michaels slowly made it to his feet. The fans applauded him, and Michaels returned the applause, then limped from the ring.
They showed the "Basic Instinct"-spoof commercial, which won two of the Movie Trailer Awards on WWE.com. Following the commercial, Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah were shown sitting at ringside.
Piper's Pit
Rowdy Roddy Piper was introduced to a nice ovation, and the ring was set up with a carpet and two stools. A "Rowdy" chant broke out. Piper thanked the crowd for the honor of being put into the Hall Of Fame, then said it was time to "move on and make history". Piper asked who the baddest man, meanest man, etc. in WWE was, and said the answer is Steve Austin. When Piper got to asking who the biggest "rebel" is, the crowd responded Austin, and Piper said "Bulls***". Piper said he needed to see it for himself, and introduced Steve Austin, who came out to a big ovation. Austin tossed one of the stools out of the ring, so Piper tossed the other one out. An "Austin" chant rang out. Piper and Austin stood face to face in the ring. Piper welcomed Austin to Piper's Pit, and slapped him across the face. Austin said thanks to Piper, called him a son of a bitch, and slapped him back. Piper said he liked Austin. Austin asked if he wanted another slap. Piper said he had a lot of respect for Austin, and the fans chanted "What". Piper asked if the fans were deaf. Piper said he respected the way Austin fought Vince McMahon. Piper kept playing up against the "What" chants. Piper told Austin that he was ticking off Vince McMahon back when his red neck was green. Piper said Austin wasn't the first rebel. Austin then ripped into Piper on the mic, asking if he was supposed to be intimidated or scared by Piper, saying he was neither. Piper said they had "failure to communicate".
Suddenly, Carlito Caribbean Cool's music hit, and Carlito walked out. Carlito said Piper and Austin shouldn't be arguing, and that they had one thing in common, neither were cool. Carlito said no one wanted to see them anymore. Austin invited him into the ring, and Piper asked who the hell he was. Carlito said he was taking charge, and that was cool. Carlito said he would appreciate it if they would both leave now. Carlito said if they "had a problem with that", and tossed his apple in the air. Piper grabbed the apple, took several big bites, and spat it at Carlito. Piper then tossed the apple into the crowd. Carlito tackled Piper and started punching him. Austin pulled Carlito off of Piper and stomped him down in the corner. Austin whipped Carlito towards Piper, and Piper poked Carlito in the eyes in classic Piper style. Austin then hit a stunner, and Piper flung Carlito out of the ring. Austin and Piper then had a big beer celebration. After several rounds, Austin kicked Piper and gave him a stunner, with the announcers reminding us that you can't trust a rattlesnake. Austin then walked off, having a few more beers on the way out.
(shyz: haha! Nice segment. 2 thumbs up.)
The "Taxi Driver" spoof commercial was shown next, with the announcers saying it won the award for the best trailer commercial on WWE.com.
Akebono vs. Big Show - Sumo Match
To win the match, you must knock your opponent out of the sumo circle set up in the ring, or off his feet. The ropes were removed from the ring and the ringposts were padded, and they had a sumo judge for the match.
Akebono and Big Show entered in robes and sandals, with Show stopping during his entrance to "show some leg" to the camera. Both men removed their robes, and were in traditional sumo gear. The announcers explained the rules and traditions involved in sumo. They did the salt ceremony, then got in position. The fans booed all the waiting and stalling. They finally started trading slaps, and trying to muscle each other out of the circle. Show hit a shoulderblock, but Akebono didn't move. Show called for a chokeslam for some reason. They started slapping and shoving again. Show lifted Akebono off his feet and turned, but Akebono was not out of the circle. Akebono then used the leverage off the move by Show to take him down and out of the circle, with Show falling to the floor at the one and a half minute mark.
Winner: Akebono.
(shyz: never saw Big Show winning this one. Sumo is a fine tradition and you can't just go into a match with a Sumo Grand Champion without any prior experience. Big Show never had a chance.)
The two shook hands and hugged following the match.
They aired a video package on the JBL-John Cena feud.
WWE Championship
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. John Cena
JBL's limo entered with a police motorcycle escort. Fake money with JBL's picture on it fell from the ceiling as well. Orlando Jordan came out of the limo, but got back in, as JBL was apparently going it alone. Cena wore a huge spinning metal medallion on his chain. They stared each other down at the bell, then locked up. JBL backed Cena into a corner, then grabbed a side headlock. Cena threw him into the ropes, but JBL hit a shoulderblock. Cena leapfrogged JBL and hit a tackle, but than ran into a bit boot. JBL hit a shoulderblock and rammed Cena into the corner, then started punching him. JBL hit some clubbering forearms and chops, then hit a swinging neckbreaker. JBL hit a second neckbreaker, then covered for a two count. JBL choked Cena against the top rope, then stomped Cena and applied a modified camel clutch between the ropes, using the middle rope to add pressure to the neck. JBL catapulted Cena between the ropes, slamming him chest first into the middle rope. Cena and JBL traded punches, and JBL ran into a Cena boot. JBL came back with a spinebuster for a two count. JBL hit a cross armed neckbreaker for a two count, but Cena kicked out. JBL kicked Cena in the head a few times, and Cena got mad and battled back with a punch, only for JBL to poke him in the eyes and then hit a clothesline in the corner. JBL hit a short arm clothesline for a two count, then delivered a forearm to the back after a snapmare. JBL, applied a sleeper, but Cena broke out with a back suplex. Both men collided with clotheslines and fell to the mat. They went to the floor, and JBL hit a neckbreaker on the outside, then rolled Cena in for a two count. JBL hit a superplex, and slowly went on top for a two count. JBL went to the top rope and jumped into a Cena powerslam. Cena hit a series of clotheslines and a backdrop, then hit a flying tackle. Cena hit a hiptoss and a side suplex into a powerbomb. Cena dropped the Five Knuckle Shuffle after doing the "You Can't See Me" bit. Cena pumped up the sneakers. Some fans booed. Cena ran into a JBL boot, and JBL went for the Clothesline From Hell. Cena ducked it and grabbed the FU for the win at the twelve minute mark.
Winner and new WWE Champion: John Cena.
(shyz: oh yeah oh yeah oh HELL yeah! John Cena new WWE champ! WORD LIFE baby!!
5 R, 2 W)
A video package on the Hall Of Fame inductions last night was shown. They introduced Mean Gene Okerlund, and he brought out the inductees for this year. Each one came out, accompanied by one of the Divas, as a video package of highlights were shown. Cowboy Bob Orton was still selling the attack from the Undertaker earlier. Jimmy Hart had his megaphone with him. Piper was all smiles. Stacy Keibler and Hulk Hogan came out last, and did the old "hand to the ear" pose. Hogan's family was shown at ringside.
They announced that Wrestlemania 22 will take place in Chicago on April 22nd.
A video package on the events leading to Triple H vs. Batista was shown.
World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H, with Ric Flair, vs. Batista.
Heavy metal legends Motorhead performed "The Game" live for Triple H's entrance. Triple H came up on a lift in the stage where Motorhead was performing and made his entrance. Ric Flair met Triple H in the ring. Batista then made his usual entrance.
They went face to face in the center of the ring, and Batista smiled as Triple H trash talked him. The bell rang, and the two circled the ring. They locked up, and jockeyed for position, breaking off after neither could force the other down. They locked up again, and Triple H moved Batista in a corner, but Batista shoved Triple H back. Another lockup, and Triple H grabbed a headlock. Batista sent Triple H into the ropes and downed him with a shoulderblock. Triple H ducked a clothesline and hit a shoulderblock of his own. Triple H went for a Pedigree, but Batista shoved it off and gave Triple H a press slam. They started trading punches, and Batista ran into an elbow. Batista grabbed Triple H by the throat and tossed him into the corner, then hit some right hands. Batista backdropped Triple H, missed a clothesline, and Triple H hit a jumping knee, sending Batista through the ropes and to the floor. Flair was sneaking up on Batista, but it turned out to only be a distraction so Triple H could grab him from behind and ram him into the ringsteps. As Batista climbed back through the ropes, Triple H hit a second rope elbow to the back of the head. Triple H choked Batista under the bottom rope, with the referee forcing him to break it. While the referee admonished Triple H, Flair choked Batista with his jacket, pulling him back to the floor. Triple H rammed Batista back first into the security wall, then into the ring apron. Back in the ring, Triple H dropped two elbows to Batista's back, then drove in several kneedrops. Triple H hit a forearm to the back, then drove in some knees as Batista slumped across the second rope. Triple H hit a vertical suplex and covered for a two count. Triple H hit some knees to the back, then lifted Batista and hit a side backbreaker. Batista was on the apron again, and Flair choked him again. Batista battled back against Triple H form the apron, but Triple H dropped down, yanking Batista throat first across the top rope. Triple H tossed Batista back in, and slugged him in the corner. Batista fired back with some punches, but Triple H came back with a spinebuster for a two count. Triple H covered several times, but Batista kept kicking out. Triple H hit a neckbreaker for a two count, and Triple H started to look frustrated. Triple H went for a Pedigree, but Batista backdropped out of it. Batista went for a backdrop, but Triple H hit a facebuster on the knee for a two count. Triple H climbed to the top rope, and after waiting a long time, jumped off into a Batista clothesline. Batista hit a side slam for a two count, then ran into a Triple H boot to the face. Triple H went for a whip, but Batista held onto the top rope to block it, then threw Triple H into the corner, over the top rope and to the floor. Batista went outside after him, but Triple H reversed a whip and sent Batista into the ringsteps. Triple H went for the Pedigree on a section of the ringsteps, but Batista got out of it and catapulted Triple H into the ringpost. Triple H was quickly bleeding a gusher. Batista rammed Triple H face first into the ringsteps repeatedly, then tossed him back into the ring. Batista punched Triple H over and over in his bloody forehead. Batista then hit a running kick to the back of the head. Batista hit a clothesline in the corner, then whipped Triple H across the ring and hit another one. Batista hit a series of elbows in the corner, then delivered a shoulderblock to the midsection, then a running clothesline in the corner. Batista hit a powerslam for a two count, and Triple H rolled to the floor. Batista went after him, and Flair tried to stop him, so Batista knocked down Flair. Triple H went for a chair, but the referee jumped off the apron to grab the chair, and hurt himself. Batista and Triple H got into the ring, and Flair ran in with the title belt, and Batista gave Flair a spinebuster. The referee got back in and rolled Flair out, as Triple H hit Batista with the title belt for a two count. Triple H charged Batista and got caught in a spinebuster. Batista went for the Demon Bomb, but Triple H hit a low blow. Triple H went for a Pedigree, but Batista blocked it, and forced Triple H's hands apart. Batista started to backdrop Triple H, then dropped it into a Reality Check/Kryptonie Krunch type move. Batista got psyched up, gave Triple H the thumbs down, then hit the Demon Bomb for the clean pin at the twenty one minute mark.
Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion: Batista.
(shyz: wow! Batista won! It was time HHH lost that title anyhows. Haha! So yeah, both brand's underdogs got the better of the Champions. Great and to Wrestlemania 21! 5 R, 3 W)
A bloody Triple H stared at Batista, then left in Ric Flair's arms. Batista celebrated with the title belt to end the show, and a video package of highlights rolled.
-End of Wrestlemania 21 -
So, it seems I got 5 out of 8 matches right. Not bad eh? Haha. Ah well, till next time (Apr 22nd 2006 live from Chicago), shyz out!
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